Voice Recital


Voice Recital

GEORGIA ON MY MIND


A CLASSIC TUNE. MY Initially SUBMISSION, WARTS AND ALL

Troma’s “ACTIUM MAXIMUS” (trailer)


This is the trailer for the 2005 film ‘Actium Maximus: War of the Alien Dinosaurs’, written by, directed by, shot by and starring Mark Hicks. I noticed this trailer had not yet graced the face of YouTube just yet, so I chose to add it myself. ‘Actium Maximus’ is a film that must be seen – nay, *endured* – to believe. It’s not that it’s *terrible *, per se…I’ve seen a lot, lot, LOT worse films crawl their way out of the Troma basement, but the film itself is rather…unwatchable. Truly unwatchable. There is no possible way anyone could make it through the entire duration of this film without having some manner of stroke (it took me slightly less than an hour before I turned it off, and I was doing dishes throughout most of it). Again, this is not to say it’s Terrible …I liken this film to Lou Reed’s “Metal Machine Music” album: it is simply 90 straight minutes of white blast , feedback and reverb. You could call it an artistic statement, you can call it the product of minds on heavy drugs, but it would take a LOT of the very same drugs (if not more) to call it “entertainment”. The weird fact remains is that the movie itself is not *terrible *…there’s really nothing going on that one can pinpoint as a “negative thing ”. There’s barely any acting to critique, the camera work is decent, the special effects aren’t terrible , the plot is generic….it’s just really , truly, headache-inducingly, bone-shatteringly unwatchable. It’s a cinematic endurance test of the highest caliber. I suggest you

Scavengers Daughter – “Devil May Cry”


Footage of British metallers Scavengers Daughter Recorded live… Warts and All At The Dominion Festival, England Feb 2007.

The Basketball Sisters (2002)


Huge and small sister play a pickup game of hoops, hilariously mismatched. One of my initially animations, warts and all, recovered from an obsolete SWF file using Artoonix, CamStudio and Windows Movie Maker. Music and sound effects added after restoration, including original music (when small sister is running around) made with the classic Atari 2600 video game console.

Memory – played on a Technics KN2000


Played by myself on Technics KN2000 – warts ‘ n ‘ all !!

Tribute to Duke


Duke Ellington medley, a small bit rushed & a couple of warts, but oh well…

Robert Spencer – The Truth About Muhammad (1-7)


In this startling new book, New York Times bestselling author Robert Spencer, provides a warts-and-all portrait of the Prophet of Islam and draws out what his life implies for reforming Islam and repulsing Islamic terrorists. Spencer relies solely on primary sources considered reliable by Muslims and evaluates modern biographies to show how Muhammad has been changed for Western audiences, lulling them into consoling but fake conclusions.

TG Take 1 Test and Hey Joe.wmv


Debut warts and all

The Hammer & Sickle


A warts ‘n all expose of what REALLY happens when two Aussie climbers take on one of the largest cliffs in the world. What do they eat? How do they wash? DO they wash? whill they even make it to the top?

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